Dec 25, 2017
We’re in Estonia traveling and really hadn’t intended to put out a show from the road. But on Christmas Eve, we were entertained by a drunken Finn named Miiko at one of Tallinn’s most notorious dive bar, Valli Baar. As our xmas present to you, we chopped the 48 minute rambling down to 5 of the better minutes. You wanted authentica travel stories? You’ve got one.
Prepare to be entertained by a typical Finnish meat-eating man who’s way of life is under threat. It’s getting so a man can’t even be a proper lumberjack, or something? He just wishes for a better time, when Jimmy Carter was still president, Lassie was on the TV, and everyone wanted a Scottsdale? He gets a little side tracked, but that’s nothing medical marijuana can’t cure, even though he hasn’t smoked it for 30 years. And no, none of that was supposed to make sense.
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00:00:04
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one time. Oh my God, Just one with high gear. The most evil. I have
question, What are you? Tell me what is like spending Christmas in
Estonia. That's a great question around will scholar. Thanks for
asking I'm She lady And I am Ibo Tara. We are XIV. Oh, you are
listening to this one time the podcast. And yes, we are in Estonia.
Yes. But instead of actually reporting an episode while we are in
Estonia It's Christmas Day, and we thought What better things to do
than to give you a real taste of what it's like to be in Estonia on
Christmas Eve. The only way possible is to be at a dive bar with a
drunken thin. Tell them, I guess all amount, the problems of the
world. He is quite entertaining. Yes, he was. So without any
further ado, here's Mieko Happy Christmas. I don't give a sheet
about any. Early on it today. In this time, on the thing that I am
interest on children, it added. I don't get anything. Live at the
whole way by way of life Haas Jaso. Seeing the winning of the My
life has changed so much during the last ten years. I don't even Is
this the same. Yes. Oh yes. But. Things are quite different if you
out to go La Vina. Green is meet. Man, Yeah. And what really
happened to be live metro sexuals sh vessel than you are there. I I
see as if Europe deeper golf team.
00:02:18
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you changed? Have you become Metro sexual? No. I'm a man
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best away and being on that. Uh, the atmosphere in sight We love.
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snow. Sure. 'cause you're there. But I I do have the same in US.
Same kind of our spirit. Definitely adage, Y S. Yes, Yeah. Built
the old ways. Have are definitely changing it. Yes. That's the
problem. Today we have people who are responsible or the games day,
make sure that they don't do it. Lackey has always done now. That's
not option after doing some other way, right, new ways, yes. You'll
Gant use that Gudo. No best option. Yes, That's the problem in the
whole world. Change continues to happen. The old traditional ways
are going by the way side. Yes. Set you up to them. Because there
are certain things that just are like they are, But they add
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ready. I don't know. I don't have anything against US. I remember
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river, a house between the river, Mayo council. I have a small
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Michelle. Yeah. People say they want authentic travels, honey.
There you go. That's it. You seems quite. He was very nice.
Definitely wanted us to go to to Saint Petersburg big time out your
your fortunate listener because I cut that forty eight minute
rambling thing down to about five to make it a little more
palatable for you, But Vigo was quite entertaining and more fun
things coming for us year in in Estonia. Yes. Hey, if you do have
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